Is there an environmentally friendly lesbians and sheep shagger repellent spray?

Having a few probs with Lesbians (well shes a Canadian so it understandable) and a practioner of Wiltshires' favourite past time.Is there an environmentally friendly lesbians and sheep shagger repellent spray?
Awwww...look at the poor ickle bearski feeling all threatened by a little ole Canadian cyber-lesbian!


I said, GET OUTTA MY CHAIR!


Thanks, dear.





And don't worry...I larvs you too, my wickle half-Welsh(by osmosis) sheep shagger! So I'll let you live in the shed. BUT you have to do your own cleaning...she'll be busy with mine. Maybe Beastie could move in with you? Cuz she's going to pick me in the end...we share something that bonds us, that you two will never have: t!ts and aprons!Is there an environmentally friendly lesbians and sheep shagger repellent spray?
No such thing old sport, there is, however, a sheep shagger repellent. It is called Avon scent, come to think of it, it will keep the carpet biters away as well. It has a tendency to mix with the rat tail hair, spotty face, dungarees, hand knitted Peruvian jumper and Doc Martin boots, and produce uncontrollable bowel movement, along with dyspepsia of the inner ear. Alas the down side is, you get followed by the neighbourhood cats and a Doberman called Geoffrey.
These days, the noble tradition of Sheep shagging is practiced almost


exclusively by the Welsh. (except for a few diehard recidivists in Suffolk) Here in rural Wiltshire, we prefer the more


entertaining (but less sexually gratifying) art of Bear Baiting.





And I believe Auntie's only bluffing, as She probably lives next door to celebrity Canadian Lesbian Howler, Celine Dion. ( a much easier option


for a spot of rug munching )





As for an enviromentally friendly repellent, I don't think you will be needing one, as the whole world and his dog have now seen your


repulsive undercrackers being hung out to dry. (just when we were getting over the visual trauma of your ';mankini'; too.)





Hope this puts your deeply troubled little mind at rest.
Sorry auntie but the bear is safe I'm not planning on getting work like this anymore, at least one of the benefits of this are that I get a man shag. And I don't fancy any strap-on sheep devices or otherwise Mrs Z but you would be my first choice of rug munch if I should chose to take that path. :D
wow. There is no spray to keepy lesbians and gays away. and im sorry but you are kind of a *****, and homophobic
You. Are. An. *ss.
Yeah.


Turn off the TV when Ellen DeGenres' show and Rosie O'Donnell are on. That saves energy! lmao
yea neglection and showing how u really feel about'm
as for your lesbatron problem-


dildos. and lots of them


trust me.
Yea, but it has side effects.
try playing CBC Newsworld.
How many shots of Vodka did you just take?
Liquid Nitrogen ......Works well for what ever bugs ya .....
a what?


sheep what?


repellent what?





whatta what what what?